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Alex Whitmore: Music/Video

Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore

(Alex Whitmore)
January 10, 2006
Sheb Wooley and Dick Feller
I just don’t look good Naked Anymore

I stepped out of the shower ..got a good look at myself
Pot belly bald head man I thought it was somebody else
I caught my reflection in the mirror..on the back of the bathroom door
I just don't look good naked anymore

So I'm going upstairs and turn the bedroom mirror to the wall
I hung it there when I was trim and tall
I'd stand there and smile and strut and flex until my arms got sore
But I just don't look good naked anymore

Well I used to go out with the girls..I loved them one and all
Now they don't get very close to me..they're afraid that I might fall

Well I went to the Doctor for my annual medical exam
Stood there in the buff and sudenly he said man....
I said what is it doc some fatal desease..I've just gotta know the score
He said no, you just don't look good naked anymore

Well me and my wife had a dance routine everybody said it was unique
Now it's only when we're back to back that we're dancing cheek to cheek

Well I went to a nude beach for a little seaside fun
Stretched out in my birthday suit soaking up the sun
Somebody yelled hey there's an old white whale washed up on the shore
I guess i just don't look good naked anymore

Yeah my arches fell my chest went to hell and my butts a draggin the floor
I just don't look good naked anymore